Also Often Found Full Of Alcohol And Holding An Umbrella. Milo Mccabe Do I Enjoy Randomly.


What do you call an englishman in the knockout stages of the world cup? So he invited the old man inside for a drink. Mad—they were off their rocker, they were mad as a.

What Is The Reason For British People Driving On The Left?


British people are like coconuts. It’s your call, however, we most certainly believe you will. When brits don't like something, they tend to say it was pants, instead of saying it sucked. the phrase gets the point across in a hilarious way, without being too harsh.

Silly, Or Foolish, Person—She’s Such A Nitwit He’s A Knob:


England jokes and puns how does every english joke start? British jokes that are great, leave an individual gobsmacked. These are the uk's top jokes so far.

An Idiot Off Their Rocker:


Because there is a big clock right in the middle of town. When british people say maths i laugh because that's fucking stupid british : Why is no one late in london?

The First Words That Came To Her Mind Were Sarcastic, Ironic, And Dry.


When american people say math i laugh because that's fucking stupid me: 'doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' the doctor asks him to drop his trousers. Hard on the outside but sweet once you crack us.